(☂) 9 spirit animal moments
“If he wants to throw away our relationship after 30 years then that’s his decision.”
“He hasn’t done anything here, you’re the one who changed the game.”
the suit and I are one
im gonna eat this entire bag of potatos
you mean potato chips right
only god can judge me
“It was like I woke up when she came in. She was the last person to screen-test, and I was so bored of it by then that I was mucking about — I’d been pretending I was Tom Hanks or Seth Rogen. And then she came in, and it was like diving into white-water rapids and having no desire to hang on to the side.” Andrew Garfield
oh, so now a bird has secrets too?
when you see a shoe in the middle of the road and you wonder what is its story
Cute Overload of the Day: Mia Grace Knows Her Marvel Super Heroes
Mia Grace is a four-year-old who knows a thing or two about Marvel superheroes. This is the proud future of America.
# my child
Interviewer: I don’t want to burst your bubble, but you do know about Santa. You know the secret about Santa?
Captain Hook » And Straight On ‘Til Morning
“My bond is with the people, and I will serve this great nation at the pleasure of myself. If there’s one thing I’ve proven it’s that you can count on me to pleasure myself”.